It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

If we’re being completely honest here, it wasn’t a great tattoo to begin with. It’s much better now, though.

Pictured (L,R): Dictator, Aspiring Dictator.

Not surprisingly, erasing these two shitheads doesn’t really get old.

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0750: Pet waste contains harmful bacteria and parasites that make people and pets sick. When it is left outside, pet waste can be tracked into homes and cars or washed into our streams and rivers.

DOEE provides technical support and assistance with education on the environmental impacts of pet waste in coordination with the Mayor’s Office of the Clean City, which leads the District’s response to pet waste issues.

Report: Pet waste complaints should be submitted to DC 311. The online form can be found at 311.dc.gov  under All Service Requests > Pet Waste. Residents can also submit complaints by phone by dialing 3-1-1. This information is used to identify hotspots to target for outreach and education.