My Spanish is embarrassingly bad, but I believe the word I’m looking for here is peinabombillas?

I’ve been working with Photoshop for a good 25 years, yet it’s never felt so cathartic as it does right now.

It’s a grand ol’ flag, it’s a shit-hiding flag.

You gotta hand it to them, this administration really lives by the Golden Rule: whoever has the gold, rules.

Sober presidents around me they be actin’ like they drunk.