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Day 023 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pssst. Hey. Trump’s an asshole—pass it on.

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Day 022 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“Hey! Somebody horked our senile, xenophobic president!”

“Geez, who’d want to hork our misogynist, sexual predator president, eh?”

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Day 021 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Congrats, everyone—we made it to 21!

Time to celebrate by knocking back a few ice-cold glasses of VODKA™ brand vodka.

Don’t settle for brown, lazy, shithole liquors like rum or tequila, reach for the crisp, clean, completely colorless beverage you really feel like you can trust around your beautiful white daughters.

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Day 020 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Abe-cadabra.

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Day 019 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Donald Trump: Not a Jew. But guess who is! Hall of famer Rod Carew (he actually isn’t).

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Day 018 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 017 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Own property in midtown Manhattan? Increase the beauty and value of your investment instantly with my new quick and easy one-step process!

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Day 016 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I went ahead and took out that big bag of garbage that was blocking your view of the president.

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Day 015 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Rube Ascending a Staircase (No. 2)

or

No. 2 Ascending a Staircase

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Day 014 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“This guy is not normal. I’m telling you—did you see his eyes? He’s got crazy eyes. He’s a lunatic. I’m telling you, we are going into the wilderness being lead by a lunatic. He’s behind me, isn’t he?

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Day 013 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 012 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 011 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 010 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Time Zine, now featuring 100% less MAGA.

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Day 009 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“There are people who wish I wouldn’t refer to China as our enemy. But that’s exactly what they are. They have destroyed entire industries by utilizing low-wage workers, cost us tens of thousands of jobs, spied on our businesses, stolen our technology, and have manipulated and devalued their currency, which makes importing our goods more expensive—and sometimes, impossible.”—Nobody

 

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Day 008 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 007 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 006 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 005 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

Hi honey, it’s me.

On your way home from work, could you please stop at THE SHARPER IMAGE™ and pick up some steaks for dinner? You remember—that store that sells overpriced electronic gadgets?

Yeah, the retail establishment that sells glorified, as-seen-on-tv garbage to affluent men caught in the throes of a midlife crisis, desperately clinging to youth and relevance while still scratching upward for the social status they think comes with paying way too much for crap they don’t need?

Yep, and get this, the steaks are even named after that racist real estate manbaby with the big mouth and the twelve trophy wives. The one who looks like an angry scarecrow stuffed with crumpled-up issues of Maxim and VHS tapes of Girls Gone Wild instead of straw?

Well sure they do—they carry both electronic heated massage chairs AND the dead flesh of commercially slaughtered bovines. You know, vacuum-packed cuts of beef that finally answer the question “what’s the food equivalent of a $1000 nose hair trimmer that stops working in two weeks?”

Well, yeah, I’d assume they have a fridge on the premises. I mean, they can’t just leave raw steaks sitting out on a shelf between the clickity-clack swinging desk ball thingies and the world’s best aromatherapy digital alarm clock.

Anyway, I’ll pick up the kids from school if you could just please just stop by the mall on your way home and ask the comically-bored teenager at the information booth where you can find a defunct retail chain that sells both a $200 zen rock garden with a tiny little wooden rake and USDA Choice porterhouse steaks named after a handsy trustafarian who’s got a boner for his own daughter and is also somehow the President of the United States of America.

Okay, see you soon. Love you, bye!