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Day 042 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

The family that crimes together, does time together.

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Day 041 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

At first I wasn’t sure which of Trump’s three disposable-3D-baby-printers to get rid of, but then suddenly it become quite clear that this latest mail-order model would Be Best. Happy Mother’s Day, everybody!

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 040 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S NORMALIZING A JINGOIST DEMAGOGUE BAG OF HOT GARBAGE!

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 039 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

An enthusiastic Aunt raises her arm in support for the next Great Leader of Gilead.

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Day 038 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

A Portrait of the Asshole as a Young Man

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Day 037 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pay no attention to that man in front of the curtain—he’s just a sad old man, desperately pretending to be a great and powerful wizard.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 036 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter”

The 27 times Donald Trump tweeted about Barack Obama playing golf too much

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Day 035 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You wouldn’t think the most disgusting person in the could make a very drinkable, delicious, reasonably-priced. wine. And you’d be correct.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 034 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You can have my gun when you pry it from my tiny orange hands.

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Day 033 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

When the United States sends its person, we’re not sending our best. We’re not sending you. We’re sending criminal. We’re sending rapist. And none of him, I assume, is a good person.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 032 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

While it’s true that blue and orange are complementary colors, you can’t take a lovely, vibrant blue like this and throw on any tacky, old, unappealing orange you find lying around. Not every disgusting, unnatural shade of orange belongs there, because not every orange is fit for the job—in fact, I’m sure that you’ll all agree that some oranges are staggeringly unfit.

What I’m trying to emphasize here, class, is that color is critical facet of visual design, so perhaps we should start taking the selection of a given palette a little more seriously and stop slathering on the first disgusting shade of burnt baby-diarrhea that rears it’s ugly, ugly head.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 031 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Oh, thank god—the stain came out.

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Day 030 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Day 029 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

My kind of town, Chicago is. Well…now it is.

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Day 028 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“I can be more presidential than anybody.”

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Day 027 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pardon me, did anyone see a disgusting old pile of yellow plastic easter grass? I know I left it around here somewhere…

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Day 026 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“Don, you ignorant slut. Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Mike Pence know the rules…”

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Day 025 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

#MCGA

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Day 024 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If you think the after picture looks like he’s holding a dick, you should see the before picture.

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Day 023 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pssst. Hey. Trump’s an asshole—pass it on.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project