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Day 062 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Interestingly enough, the verb tromper in French (conjugated as trompe in the second person imperative) means to deceive, delude or hoodwink.

So just as trompe-l’œil means to “deceive the eye,” trompe le monde means “deceive the world.”

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Day 061 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 060 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Dec. 18, 2015

Trump said on Morning Joe that Putin was a better leader than Obama, and dismissed Joe Scarborough’s allegations that the Russian president “kills journalists that don’t agree with him.”

“He’s running his country and at least he’s a leader, unlike what we have in this country,” Trump said.

“I think our country does plenty of killing also, Joe, so you know. There’s a lot of stupidity going on in the world right now, a lot of killing going on, a lot of stupidity.”

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Day 059 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

No one knows what it’s like…to be hated…to be fated…to telling only lies…

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Day 058 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

No one knows what it’s like…to be the bad man…to be the sad man…behind blue eyes…and yellow hair…and orange skin…

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Day 057 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

On second thought, can’t we just skip right to 46?

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Day 056 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

MFW I get that fifth draft deferment and can’t serve in Vietnam because of my debilitating bone spurs. 🙁

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Day 055 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Gosh, where’s a good stiff breeze when you need one?

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Day 054 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

That time our feckless leader visited the “president of the Virgin Islands.”

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Day 053 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

No president could do a better job running our foreign policy than this president. Literally no president.

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Day 052 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

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Day 051 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Lord of the Crime Rings: The No Towers

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Day 050 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

A golden anniversary for a solid gold turd.

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Day 049 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“I pledge allegiance,
Two Corinthians,
Many people saying.
And to Democrat Robert Mueller,
Collusion is FAKE NEWS!
Failing Jesus is a pathetic low-energy loser. SAD!
I like saviors who weren’t crucified.
Amen.”

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Day 048 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I would like nothing more than to vote today.

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Day 047 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

There’s no place like Place.

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Day 046 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Listen—between the shirt and the pants, I have no idea what’s going on in this picture. But apparently I’m 11 years old, so I think it’s funny.

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Day 045 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 044 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“My fellow Americans…going forward, my administration will not be honoring any treaties or agreements that were signed in black ink. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WINK.”

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Day 043 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Two-fer Tuesday! Buy one case of acute stage-4 dementia, get a second case free!

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