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Day 081 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I’m not running out of ideas. You’re running out of ideas. Your stupid face is running out of ideas.


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BONUS: Day 080 Timelapse Video

That 808 bump make you put your hands up!

I mean, it’s either that or it’s the ICE officer pointing a gun at you.

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Day 080 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Sober presidents around me they be actin’ like they drunk.


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Day 079 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You gotta hand it to them, this administration really lives by the Golden Rule: whoever has the gold, rules.


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Day 078 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

It’s a grand ol’ flag, it’s a shit-hiding flag.


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Day 077 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I’ve been working with Photoshop for a good 25 years, yet it’s never felt so cathartic as it does right now.


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Day 076 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

My Spanish is embarrassingly bad, but I believe the word I’m looking for here is peinabombillas?


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Day 075 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

075/100: Pet waste contains harmful bacteria and parasites that make people and pets sick. When it is left outside, pet waste can be tracked into homes and cars or washed into our streams and rivers.

DOEE provides technical support and assistance with education on the environmental impacts of pet waste in coordination with the Mayor’s Office of the Clean City, which leads the District’s response to pet waste issues.

Report: Pet waste complaints should be submitted to DC 311. The online form can be found at 311.dc.gov  under All Service Requests > Pet Waste. Residents can also submit complaints by phone by dialing 3-1-1. This information is used to identify hotspots to target for outreach and education.


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Day 074 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Not surprisingly, erasing these two shitheads doesn’t really get old.


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Day 072 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If we’re being completely honest here, it wasn’t a great tattoo to begin with. It’s much better now, though.


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Day 071 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


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Day 070 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Now our country’s racist more than ever,
Know that we only have each other,
F that guy under the umbrella,
F that guy under the umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh


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Day 069 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I don’t know who this is, but clearly she’s someone who is qualified to be a top advisor to the President of the United States of America.


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Day 064 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Another two-fer Tuesday! You’re welcome! You’re welcome!


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Day 063 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If you look carefully, this caterpillar looks a bit like a slug.


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