"I pledge allegiance,Two Corinthians,Many people saying.And to Democrat Robert Mueller,Collusion is FAKE NEWS!Failing Jesus is a pathetic low-energy loser. SAD!I like saviors who weren’t crucified.Amen."
I would like nothing more than to vote today.
There's no place like Place.
Listen—between the shirt and the pants, I have no idea what's going on in this picture. But apparently I'm 11 years old, so I think it's funny.
"My fellow Americans…going forward, my administration will not be honoring any treaties or agreements that were signed in black ink. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WINK."
Two-fer Tuesday! Buy one case of acute stage-4 dementia, get a second case free!
The family that crimes together, does time together.
At first I wasn't sure which of Trump’s three disposable-3D-baby-printers to get rid of, but then suddenly it become quite clear that this latest mail-order model would Be Best. Happy…
LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S NORMALIZING A JINGOIST DEMAGOGUE BAG OF HOT GARBAGE!
An enthusiastic Aunt raises her arm in support for the next Great Leader of Gilead.
A Portrait of the Asshole as a Young Man
Pay no attention to that man in front of the curtain—he's just a sad old man, desperately pretending to be a great and powerful wizard.
"Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter" The 27 times Donald Trump tweeted about Barack…
You wouldn't think the most disgusting person in the could make a very drinkable, delicious, reasonably-priced. wine. And you'd be correct.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my tiny orange hands.
When the United States sends its person, we're not sending our best. We're not sending you. We're sending criminal. We're sending rapist. And none of him, I assume, is a…
While it's true that blue and orange are complementary colors, you can't take a lovely, vibrant blue like this and throw on any tacky, old, unappealing orange you find lying…
Oh, thank god—the stain came out.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.