“I pledge allegiance, Two Corinthians, Many people saying. And to Democrat Robert Mueller, Collusion is FAKE NEWS! Failing Jesus is a pathetic low-energy loser. SAD! I like saviors who weren’t crucified. Amen.”
At first I wasn’t sure which of Trump’s three disposable-3D-baby-printers to get rid of, but then suddenly it become quite clear that this latest mail-order model would Be Best. Happy Mother’s Day, everybody!