Choke: To lose one’s composure and fail to perform effectively in a critical situation.
Oh say can you see? Because I can and, let me tell you, it’s not a pretty sight.
This photoshop job was commissioned by a friend for an internal company event. The creative brief was essentially “put these five heads on five of these celebrities, ditch the sixth person.”
And it’s a fast five hours of work over four days, compressed into just under four minutes. Designers, fastidious viewers, and anyone on a heavy-duty meth bender will see that, rather than fighting endlessly to wedge several heads into a single photo, I chose to rebuild the whole image from scratch.
The only original elements left in the final image are the two seated bodies/chairs in front (Barbara and Mr. Wonderful) and their chairs, and the (literal) sharks swimming under them. Everything else—the title, the water, the other three bodies—was either googled and heavily-modified or drawn from scratch.
The song is “Rich Friend” by Portugal. The Man. If you like it, do yourself a solid and go goof around with their absolutely brilliant interactive music video at chardonnayandadderall.com.
I’m not running out of ideas. You’re running out of ideas. Your stupid face is running out of ideas.
You gotta hand it to them, this administration really lives by the Golden Rule: whoever has the gold, rules.
I’ve been working with Photoshop for a good 25 years, yet it’s never felt so cathartic as it does right now.
My Spanish is embarrassingly bad, but I believe the word I’m looking for here is peinabombillas?
0750: Pet waste contains harmful bacteria and parasites that make people and pets sick. When it is left outside, pet waste can be tracked into homes and cars or washed into our streams and rivers.
DOEE provides technical support and assistance with education on the environmental impacts of pet waste in coordination with the Mayor’s Office of the Clean City, which leads the District’s response to pet waste issues.
Report: Pet waste complaints should be submitted to DC 311. The online form can be found at 311.dc.gov under All Service Requests > Pet Waste. Residents can also submit complaints by phone by dialing 3-1-1. This information is used to identify hotspots to target for outreach and education.
Not surprisingly, erasing these two shitheads doesn’t really get old.
2018 Portfolio Reel from Ziad Ezzat on Vimeo.
Video made in Adobe Premier by this guy right here.
Music is Popcorn by Hot Butter (duh). Can you believe it’s almost 50 years old?!
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