100 Fewer Trumps: A Retrospective
Here's a quick look back of my 2018 100 Day Project. If you've got a copy of PhotoShop (or GIMP) and want a peek behind the scenes, the layered PSD…
Here's a quick look back of my 2018 100 Day Project. If you've got a copy of PhotoShop (or GIMP) and want a peek behind the scenes, the layered PSD…
Our family is infinitely smaller today. We said goodbye our Julie bear last night—the funniest, most loving, snuggliest, bunniest creature to ever have graced this big dumb planet. Just a…
Hey Geoff! U up? It’s me again. I haven’t heard from you in a couple of days and I’m starting to get bored. :( Also, I just wanted to let you…
From: Ziad Ezzat Lagos-Nigeria Tel: 234-80-34069502 Dear Geoff Beal, This letter is not intended to to cause any embarrassment but just to contact your esteem self-following the knowledge of your…
Confidential/For Settlement Purposes OnlyVia Email August 22, 2019 Ref #3959-2637-3720 Dear Ziad Thanks for your charming email. We will now be withdrawing our offer and forwarding this matter to our…
Dearest Geoff, I really appreciate the very generous 50% discount offer you extended and, as one might expect, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking and praying on this important…
Confidential/For Settlement Purposes OnlyVia Email August 15, 2019 Dear Ziad Thank you for your email. The Image is licensed solely for editorial purposes (to inform or illustrate newsworthy events and…
Hello! Those photographs are part of an art project in which I photoshopped Donald Trump out of 100 photographs from the news over the course of 100 days. This highly-transformative,…
PicRights Ltd. on behalf of Agence France-Presse3 Concorde Gate, Suite 209Toronto, ON, Canada M3C 3N7Telephone: +1 888 367 7778, https://www.picrights.com/ August 14, 2019 Via physical mail and email Ziad Ezzat…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNgA7dDs90E Blue Note captured the refined sophistication of jazz during the early 60s, giving it its signature look in the process.When asked to visualize what jazz looks like, you might…
Whodunnit? Well, Paul Austin Ardoin dunnit. Again. That's right, Paul’s killed again—he's written another mystery novel, and I've designed the cover. For you ultra-professional designers like me, here's the very formal,…
Ladies and gentlemen: I give you my final crapsterpiece. My magnum doofus. My pièce-of-shit de résistance. Thanks to everyone who followed and enjoyed these, and extra thanks to my friend…
On the penultimate day, the ultimate peen.
If there’s one thing I simply can’t tolerate, it’s when assholes slap their nonsense on a building and completely ruin its aesthetic. This type of juvenile defacement needs to stop!…
Pictured (L to R): FLOTUS, POS
Would someone kindly get that big pile of garbage off the stage? He's blocking my view of the scrap metal.
Gallagher delivering the keynote at the Watermelon Club.