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Day 090 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 089 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Nah nah,
nah nah nah nah,
hey hey hey,
fuck off.

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Day 088 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 087 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Choke: To lose one’s composure and fail to perform effectively in a critical situation.

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Day 086 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Oh say can you see? Because I can and, let me tell you, it’s not a pretty sight.

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A Rich, Rich Friend Like You

This photoshop job was commissioned by a friend for an internal company event. The creative brief was essentially “put these five heads on five of these celebrities, ditch the sixth person.”

And it’s a fast five hours of work over four days, compressed into just under four minutes. Designers, fastidious viewers, and anyone on a heavy-duty meth bender will see that, rather than fighting endlessly to wedge several heads into a single photo, I chose to rebuild the whole image from scratch.

The only original elements left in the final image are the two seated bodies/chairs in front (Barbara and Mr. Wonderful) and their chairs, and the (literal) sharks swimming under them. Everything else—the title, the water, the other three bodies—was either googled and heavily-modified or drawn from scratch.

The song is “Rich Friend” by Portugal. The Man. If you like it, do yourself a solid and go goof around with their absolutely brilliant interactive music video at chardonnayandadderall.com.

Day 085 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Hey, check out the obnoxiously loud hog. Also, this motorcycle.

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Day 084 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Day 083 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Oh yeah, I tell you something…I think you’ll understand …

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Day 082 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

And the Academy Award for best actress goes to…

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 081 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I’m not running out of ideas. You’re running out of ideas. Your stupid face is running out of ideas.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

BONUS: Day 080 Timelapse Video

That 808 bump make you put your hands up! I mean, it’s either that or it’s the ICE officer pointing a gun at you.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 080 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Sober presidents around me they be actin’ like they drunk.

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Day 079 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You gotta hand it to them, this administration really lives by the Golden Rule: whoever has the gold, rules.

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Day 078 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

It’s a grand ol’ flag, it’s a shit-hiding flag.

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Day 077 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I’ve been working with Photoshop for a good 25 years, yet it’s never felt so cathartic as it does right now.

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Day 076 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

My Spanish is embarrassingly bad, but I believe the word I’m looking for here is peinabombillas?

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Day 075 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

0750: Pet waste contains harmful bacteria and parasites that make people and pets sick. When it is left outside, pet waste can be tracked into homes and cars or washed into our streams and rivers.

DOEE provides technical support and assistance with education on the environmental impacts of pet waste in coordination with the Mayor’s Office of the Clean City, which leads the District’s response to pet waste issues.

Report: Pet waste complaints should be submitted to DC 311. The online form can be found at 311.dc.gov  under All Service Requests > Pet Waste. Residents can also submit complaints by phone by dialing 3-1-1. This information is used to identify hotspots to target for outreach and education.

@wkyirqi | The 100 Day Project

 

Day 074 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Not surprisingly, erasing these two shitheads doesn’t really get old.

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Portfolio Reel

2018 Portfolio Reel from Ziad Ezzat on Vimeo.

Video made in Adobe Premier by this guy right here.
Music is Popcorn by Hot Butter (duh). Can you believe it’s almost 50 years old?!

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