Listen—between the shirt and the pants, I have no idea what’s going on in this picture. But apparently I’m 11 years old, so I think it’s funny.

There’s no place like Place.

I would like nothing more than to vote today.

“I pledge allegiance,
Two Corinthians,
Many people saying.
And to Democrat Robert Mueller,
Collusion is FAKE NEWS!
Failing Jesus is a pathetic low-energy loser. SAD!
I like saviors who weren’t crucified.
Amen.”

A golden anniversary for a solid gold turd.