100 Fewer Trumps

An “art” project for wherein I photoshopped Donald Trump out of one photo a day for 100 days just for shits and grins.

Day 004 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“I should buy a boat.”

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Day 005 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

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Hi honey, it’s me.

On your way home from work, could you please stop at THE SHARPER IMAGE™ and pick up some steaks for dinner? You remember—that store that sells overpriced electronic gadgets?

Yeah, the retail establishment that sells glorified, as-seen-on-tv garbage to affluent men caught in the throes of a midlife crisis, desperately clinging to youth and relevance while still scratching upward for the social status they think comes with paying way too much for crap they don’t need?

Yep, and get this, the steaks are even named after that racist real estate manbaby with the big mouth and the twelve trophy wives. The one who looks like an angry scarecrow stuffed with crumpled-up issues of Maxim and VHS tapes of Girls Gone Wild instead of straw?

Well sure they do—they carry both electronic heated massage chairs AND the dead flesh of commercially slaughtered bovines. You know, vacuum-packed cuts of beef that finally answer the question “what’s the food equivalent of a $1000 nose hair trimmer that stops working in two weeks?”

Well, yeah, I’d assume they have a fridge on the premises. I mean, they can’t just leave raw steaks sitting out on a shelf between the clickity-clack swinging desk ball thingies and the world’s best aromatherapy digital alarm clock.

Anyway, I’ll pick up the kids from school if you could just please just stop by the mall on your way home and ask the comically-bored teenager at the information booth where you can find a defunct retail chain that sells both a $200 zen rock garden with a tiny little wooden rake and USDA Choice porterhouse steaks named after a handsy trustafarian who’s got a boner for his own daughter and is also somehow the President of the United States of America.

Okay, see you soon. Love you, bye!

Day 009 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“There are people who wish I wouldn’t refer to China as our enemy. But that’s exactly what they are. They have destroyed entire industries by utilizing low-wage workers, cost us tens of thousands of jobs, spied on our businesses, stolen our technology, and have manipulated and devalued their currency, which makes importing our goods more expensive—and sometimes, impossible.”—Nobody

 

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Day 010 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Time Zine, now featuring 100% less MAGA.

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Day 014 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“This guy is not normal. I’m telling you—did you see his eyes? He’s got crazy eyes. He’s a lunatic. I’m telling you, we are going into the wilderness being lead by a lunatic. He’s behind me, isn’t he?

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Day 015 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Rube Ascending a Staircase (No. 2)

or

No. 2 Ascending a Staircase

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Day 016 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I went ahead and took out that big bag of garbage that was blocking your view of the president.

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Day 017 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Own property in midtown Manhattan? Increase the beauty and value of your investment instantly with my new quick and easy one-step process!

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Day 019 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Donald Trump: Not a Jew. But guess who is! Hall of famer Rod Carew (he actually isn’t).

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Day 020 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Abe-cadabra.

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Day 021 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Congrats, everyone—we made it to 21!

Time to celebrate by knocking back a few ice-cold glasses of VODKA™ brand vodka.

Don’t settle for brown, lazy, shithole liquors like rum or tequila, reach for the crisp, clean, completely colorless beverage you really feel like you can trust around your beautiful white daughters.

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Day 022 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“Hey! Somebody horked our senile, xenophobic president!”

“Geez, who’d want to hork our misogynist, sexual predator president, eh?”

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Day 023 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pssst. Hey. Trump’s an asshole—pass it on.

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Day 024 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If you think the after picture looks like he’s holding a dick, you should see the before picture.

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Day 026 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“Don, you ignorant slut. Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Mike Pence know the rules…”

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Day 027 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pardon me, did anyone see a disgusting old pile of yellow plastic easter grass? I know I left it around here somewhere…

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Day 028 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“I can be more presidential than anybody.”

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Day 029 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

My kind of town, Chicago is. Well…now it is.

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Day 030 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Day 031 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Oh, thank god—the stain came out.

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Day 032 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

While it’s true that blue and orange are complementary colors, you can’t take a lovely, vibrant blue like this and throw on any tacky, old, unappealing orange you find lying around. Not every disgusting, unnatural shade of orange belongs there, because not every orange is fit for the job—in fact, I’m sure that you’ll all agree that some oranges are staggeringly unfit.

What I’m trying to emphasize here, class, is that color is critical facet of visual design, so perhaps we should start taking the selection of a given palette a little more seriously and stop slathering on the first disgusting shade of burnt baby-diarrhea that rears it’s ugly, ugly head.

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Day 033 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

When the United States sends its person, we’re not sending our best. We’re not sending you. We’re sending criminal. We’re sending rapist. And none of him, I assume, is a good person.

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Day 034 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You can have my gun when you pry it from my tiny orange hands.

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Day 035 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You wouldn’t think the most disgusting person in the could make a very drinkable, delicious, reasonably-priced. wine. And you’d be correct.

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Day 036 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter”

The 27 times Donald Trump tweeted about Barack Obama playing golf too much

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Day 037 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pay no attention to that man in front of the curtain—he’s just a sad old man, desperately pretending to be a great and powerful wizard.

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Day 038 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

A Portrait of the Asshole as a Young Man

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Day 039 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

An enthusiastic Aunt raises her arm in support for the next Great Leader of Gilead.

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Day 040 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S NORMALIZING A JINGOIST DEMAGOGUE BAG OF HOT GARBAGE!

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Day 041 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

At first I wasn’t sure which of Trump’s three disposable-3D-baby-printers to get rid of, but then suddenly it become quite clear that this latest mail-order model would Be Best. Happy Mother’s Day, everybody!

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Day 042 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

The family that crimes together, does time together.

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Day 043 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Two-fer Tuesday! Buy one case of acute stage-4 dementia, get a second case free!

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Day 044 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“My fellow Americans…going forward, my administration will not be honoring any treaties or agreements that were signed in black ink. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WINK.”

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Day 046 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Listen—between the shirt and the pants, I have no idea what’s going on in this picture. But apparently I’m 11 years old, so I think it’s funny.

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Day 047 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

There’s no place like Place.

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Day 048 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I would like nothing more than to vote today.

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Day 049 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“I pledge allegiance,
Two Corinthians,
Many people saying.
And to Democrat Robert Mueller,
Collusion is FAKE NEWS!
Failing Jesus is a pathetic low-energy loser. SAD!
I like saviors who weren’t crucified.
Amen.”

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Day 050 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

A golden anniversary for a solid gold turd.

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Day 051 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Lord of the Crime Rings: The No Towers

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Day 052 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

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Day 053 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

No president could do a better job running our foreign policy than this president. Literally no president.

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Day 054 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

That time our feckless leader visited the “president of the Virgin Islands.”

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Day 055 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Gosh, where’s a good stiff breeze when you need one?

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Day 056 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

MFW I get that fifth draft deferment and can’t serve in Vietnam because of my debilitating bone spurs. 🙁

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Day 057 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

On second thought, can’t we just skip right to 46?

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Day 058 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

No one knows what it’s like…to be the bad man…to be the sad man…behind blue eyes…and yellow hair…and orange skin…

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Day 059 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

No one knows what it’s like…to be hated…to be fated…to telling only lies…

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Day 060 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Dec. 18, 2015

Trump said on Morning Joe that Putin was a better leader than Obama, and dismissed Joe Scarborough’s allegations that the Russian president “kills journalists that don’t agree with him.”

“He’s running his country and at least he’s a leader, unlike what we have in this country,” Trump said.

“I think our country does plenty of killing also, Joe, so you know. There’s a lot of stupidity going on in the world right now, a lot of killing going on, a lot of stupidity.”

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Day 062 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Interestingly enough, the verb tromper in French (conjugated as trompe in the second person imperative) means to deceive, delude or hoodwink.

So just as trompe-l’œil means to “deceive the eye,” trompe le monde means “deceive the world.”

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Day 063 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If you look carefully, this caterpillar looks a bit like a slug.

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Day 064 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Another two-fer Tuesday! You’re welcome! You’re welcome!

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Day 065 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Three shitbirds, one stone. 💩🐦

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Day 066 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Fire and STFUry.

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Day 067 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

My sentiments exactly, Angela.

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Day 068 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Make headwear great again?

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Day 069 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I don’t know who this is, but clearly she’s someone who is qualified to be a top advisor to the President of the United States of America.

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Day 070 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Now our country’s racist more than ever,
Know that we only have each other,
F that guy under the umbrella,
F that guy under the umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

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Day 071 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Day 072 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If we’re being completely honest here, it wasn’t a great tattoo to begin with. It’s much better now, though.

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Day 073 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pictured (L,R): Dictator, Aspiring Dictator.

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Day 074 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Not surprisingly, erasing these two shitheads doesn’t really get old.

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Day 075 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

0750: Pet waste contains harmful bacteria and parasites that make people and pets sick. When it is left outside, pet waste can be tracked into homes and cars or washed into our streams and rivers.

DOEE provides technical support and assistance with education on the environmental impacts of pet waste in coordination with the Mayor’s Office of the Clean City, which leads the District’s response to pet waste issues.

Report: Pet waste complaints should be submitted to DC 311. The online form can be found at 311.dc.gov  under All Service Requests > Pet Waste. Residents can also submit complaints by phone by dialing 3-1-1. This information is used to identify hotspots to target for outreach and education.

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Day 076 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

My Spanish is embarrassingly bad, but I believe the word I’m looking for here is peinabombillas?

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Day 077 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I’ve been working with Photoshop for a good 25 years, yet it’s never felt so cathartic as it does right now.

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Day 078 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

It’s a grand ol’ flag, it’s a shit-hiding flag.

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Day 079 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

You gotta hand it to them, this administration really lives by the Golden Rule: whoever has the gold, rules.

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Day 080 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Sober presidents around me they be actin’ like they drunk.

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Day 081 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

I’m not running out of ideas. You’re running out of ideas. Your stupid face is running out of ideas.

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Day 082 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

And the Academy Award for best actress goes to…

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Day 083 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Oh yeah, I tell you something…I think you’ll understand …

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Day 085 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Hey, check out the obnoxiously loud hog. Also, this motorcycle.

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Day 086 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Oh say can you see? Because I can and, let me tell you, it’s not a pretty sight.

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Day 087 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Choke: To lose one’s composure and fail to perform effectively in a critical situation.

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Day 089 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Nah nah,
nah nah nah nah,
hey hey hey,
fuck off.

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Day 091 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

“This correction will run its course until the middle of the year. Then things will pick up again, because not even Greenspan can stop the Internet economy.”—Larry Kudlow, February 2000

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Day 093 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Gallagher delivering the keynote at the Watermelon Club.

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Day 094 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Would someone kindly get that big pile of garbage off the stage? He’s blocking my view of the scrap metal.

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Day 095 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Pictured (L to R): FLOTUS, POS

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Day 098 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

If there’s one thing I simply can’t tolerate, it’s when assholes slap their nonsense on a building and completely ruin its aesthetic. This type of juvenile defacement needs to stop! Thankfully, I was able to erase all of the offensive language from the front of this otherwise fine hotel.

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Day 099 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

On the penultimate day, the ultimate peen.

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Day 100 of The 100 Day Project: #100fewertrumps

Ladies and gentlemen: I give you my final crapsterpiece. My magnum doofus. My pièce-of-shit de résistance. Thanks to everyone who followed and enjoyed these, and extra thanks to my friend and colleague Tess Evans for introducing me to The 100 Day Project and encouraging (forcing) me to do this very rewarding (arduous) project.

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